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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 321 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 211 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 79 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2290 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,251 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3362 | 25% |
| Smokes | 3609 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 3651 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 2629 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,496,523 of utility $234 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 129 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Juel | 70% | 23 |
| #2 | Lil'Jyden | 57% | 54 |
| #3 | BaMF<3® | 53% | 248 |
| #4 | ™TheBlackBox™ | 52% | 29 |
| #5 | Famous NiXyy♕ | 44% | 50 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BaMF<3® | 33 | 0.0063 |
| #2 | Famous NiXyy♕ | 2 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | ™TheBlackBox™ | 2 | 0.0032 |
| #4 | Lil'Jyden | 1 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BaMF<3® | +1.87 | 46 | 71 |
| #2 | Juel | +1.66 | 59 | 29 |
| #3 | ™TheBlackBox™ | +0.34 | 64 | 50 |
| #4 | Alex Balex | -0.19 | 35 | 75 |
| #5 | Famous NiXyy♕ | -0.72 | 41 | 57 |





