








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 11 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 73 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1279 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,480 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 584 | 13% |
| Smokes | 1720 | 38% |
| HE Grenades | 1451 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 725 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $427,018 of utility $133 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 48 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Justluck8 | 54% | 109 |
| #6 | Zaibatsu | 45% | 77 |
| #7 | georgio13 | 44% | 25 |
| #8 | Atrox | 38% | 71 |
| #9 | okampka | 38% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Justluck8 | 301 | 0.13 | 8 min |
| #2 | Koschilein ~Ks~ | 163 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #3 | georgio13 | 163 | 0.30 | 5 min |
| #4 | Zaibatsu | 83 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #5 | Atrox | 67 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Koschilein ~Ks~ | +4.85 | 53 | 62 |
| #2 | Cr4ckstreetboys | Hunter Biden | +1.87 | 42 | 49 |
| #3 | x-pl0it | +0.98 | 50 | 41 |
| #4 | georgio13 | +0.92 | 41 | 71 |
| #5 | Justluck8 | +0.20 | 41 | 55 |





