








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 635 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 443 matches | ||
| Faceit | 118 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 51 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5157 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,144 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3142 | 16% |
| Smokes | 7083 | 37% |
| HE Grenades | 5475 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 3444 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,757,311 of utility $172 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 132 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | x-pl0it | 54% | 159 |
| #2 | georgio13 | 48% | 192 |
| #3 | Koschilein ~Ks~ | 48% | 155 |
| #4 | Egeland | 48% | 40 |
| #5 | Justluck8 | 46% | 417 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Justluck8 | 46% | 417 |
| #6 | Cr4cky | 46% | 166 |
| #7 | .teil | 43% | 113 |
| #8 | Zaibatsu | 39% | 137 |
| #9 | Cr4ckstreetboys | Hunter Biden | 38% | 71 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Justluck8 | 25 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | .teil | 13 | 0.0053 |
| #3 | Koschilein ~Ks~ | 10 | 0.0031 |
| #4 | Cr4cky | 8 | 0.0023 |
| #5 | georgio13 | 6 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Justluck8 | 1129 | 0.13 | 30 min |
| #2 | georgio13 | 806 | 0.20 | 19 min |
| #3 | Koschilein ~Ks~ | 284 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #4 | Cr4cky | 180 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| #5 | Zaibatsu | 156 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Koschilein ~Ks~ | +3.64 | 52 | 62 |
| #2 | Cr4cky | +2.57 | 40 | 49 |
| #3 | Cr4ckstreetboys | Hunter Biden | +1.80 | 41 | 52 |
| #4 | .teil | +1.47 | 41 | 66 |
| #5 | Egeland | +1.24 | 49 | 72 |





