








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 124 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 104 matches | ||
| Premier | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1248 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,957 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1383 | 23% |
| Smokes | 1531 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1948 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 1095 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,445,858 of utility $227 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 37 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PostBote | 56% | 43 |
| #2 | x-pl0it | 55% | 49 |
| #3 | okampka | 50% | 16 |
| #4 | Koschilein ~Ks~ | 47% | 127 |
| #5 | Cr4cky | 46% | 149 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Justluck8 | 14 | 0.0030 |
| #2 | georgio13 | 6 | 0.0030 |
| #3 | Cr4cky | 5 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | Atrox | 5 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | Koschilein ~Ks~ | 5 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Justluck8 | 615 | 0.13 | 15 min |
| #2 | georgio13 | 443 | 0.22 | 11 min |
| #3 | Koschilein ~Ks~ | 209 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #4 | Cr4cky | 168 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #5 | Atrox | 100 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Koschilein ~Ks~ | +4.40 | 54 | 63 |
| #2 | Cr4cky | +2.61 | 43 | 51 |
| #3 | Cr4ckstreetboys | Hunter Biden | +2.33 | 46 | 47 |
| #4 | okampka | +2.17 | 54 | 60 |
| #5 | x-pl0it | +2.00 | 47 | 50 |





