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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Overpass | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 12 matches | ||
| Premier | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
599 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,368 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 821 | 35% |
| Smokes | 327 | 14% |
| HE Grenades | 915 | 39% |
| Molotovs | 305 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $501,426 of utility $208 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 16 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Justluck8 | 62% | 37 |
| #2 | Cr4ckstreetboys | Hunter Biden | 61% | 23 |
| #3 | Koschilein ~Ks~ | 59% | 32 |
| #4 | georgio13 | 58% | 12 |
| #5 | Zaibatsu | 56% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Koschilein ~Ks~ | 59% | 32 |
| #4 | georgio13 | 58% | 12 |
| #5 | Zaibatsu | 56% | 43 |
| #6 | Cr4cky | 53% | 36 |
| #7 | Atrox | 40% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zaibatsu | 3 | 0.0034 |
| #2 | Atrox | 3 | 0.0142 |
| #3 | Justluck8 | 2 | 0.0027 |
| #4 | Cr4cky | 2 | 0.0027 |
| #5 | Koschilein ~Ks~ | 2 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Justluck8 | 87 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #2 | Koschilein ~Ks~ | 75 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #3 | georgio13 | 70 | 0.28 | 1 min |
| #4 | Zaibatsu | 44 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #5 | Cr4cky | 43 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Koschilein ~Ks~ | +4.95 | 50 | 58 |
| #2 | Cr4ckstreetboys | Hunter Biden | +3.65 | 50 | 38 |
| #3 | Cr4cky | +3.36 | 51 | 55 |
| #4 | georgio13 | +3.05 | 36 | 65 |
| #5 | Justluck8 | +0.83 | 42 | 45 |





