








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 768 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 149 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 45 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3263 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,692 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1361 | 20% |
| Smokes | 1586 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1716 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 2029 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,150,663 of utility $211 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 124 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chris | 72% | 25 |
| #2 | s a n s e ☁ | 70% | 20 |
| #3 | Schimi1337 | 69% | 54 |
| #4 | Creatyx | 66% | 32 |
| #5 | _EnergY | 64% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #13 | V x P e R | 46% | 54 |
| #14 | Demmi | 45% | 31 |
| #15 | Birixxx cs.money | 38% | 29 |
| #16 | Yamakoto | 36% | 25 |
| #17 | maxjee | 35% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cryfix | 5 | 0.0066 |
| #2 | Schimi1337 | 4 | 0.0038 |
| #3 | HauDenLukas | 3 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | Sl3Dge98 DiNase | 3 | 0.0038 |
| #5 | V x P e R | 2 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MrKirby幸せ | +3.58 | 75 | 75 |
| #2 | Askabanヅ #Rip✔ | +2.91 | 91 | 54 |
| #3 | Creatyx | +2.04 | 72 | 53 |
| #4 | HauDenLukas | +1.93 | 81 | 64 |
| #5 | Schimi1337 | +0.58 | 55 | 54 |





