








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 171 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1587 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,549 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1447 | 32% |
| Smokes | 1108 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1116 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 878 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $227,112 of utility $80 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 6 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Stella | 63% | 19 |
| #2 | J1nchuriki | 56% | 55 |
| #3 | Skyorge | 53% | 68 |
| #4 | fuliuliu.- | 52% | 48 |
| #5 | Michael | 49% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | fuliuliu.- | 52% | 48 |
| #5 | Michael | 49% | 37 |
| #6 | Stawws | 48% | 58 |
| #7 | Jason老師 | 43% | 7 |
| #8 | SAYAPLAYER | 42% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Skyorge | 7 | 0.0048 |
| #2 | SAYAPLAYER | 6 | 0.0077 |
| #3 | fuliuliu.- | 3 | 0.0028 |
| #4 | J1nchuriki | 2 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | Michael | 1 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fuliuliu.- | 303 | 0.29 | 6 min |
| #2 | Skyorge | 104 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #3 | SAYAPLAYER | 92 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #4 | J1nchuriki | 72 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #5 | Stella | 25 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Beta | +3.31 | 75 | 64 |
| #2 | Skyorge | +2.40 | 77 | 51 |
| #3 | fuliuliu.- | +0.89 | 75 | 65 |
| #4 | J1nchuriki | +0.00 | 67 | 51 |
| #5 | Stella | -0.73 | 87 | 47 |





