








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 611 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 253 matches | ||
| Wingman | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 31 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4515 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,473 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2271 | 24% |
| Smokes | 3457 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 2204 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1541 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,267,249 of utility $153 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 12 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Beta | 53% | 68 |
| #2 | SAYAPLAYER | 49% | 96 |
| #3 | Stella | 48% | 79 |
| #4 | J1nchuriki | 48% | 233 |
| #5 | fuliuliu.- | 48% | 147 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Stella | 48% | 79 |
| #4 | J1nchuriki | 48% | 233 |
| #5 | fuliuliu.- | 48% | 147 |
| #6 | Stawws | 47% | 313 |
| #7 | Michael | 46% | 190 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | J1nchuriki | 10 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | SAYAPLAYER | 10 | 0.0049 |
| #3 | Beta | 7 | 0.0049 |
| #4 | Stawws | 6 | 0.0009 |
| #5 | Michael | 3 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fuliuliu.- | 891 | 0.29 | 19 min |
| #2 | Beta | 377 | 0.26 | 13 min |
| #3 | J1nchuriki | 363 | 0.07 | 7 min |
| #4 | SAYAPLAYER | 272 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #5 | Stella | 124 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Beta | +3.57 | 79 | 66 |
| #2 | Skyorge | +3.28 | 75 | 52 |
| #3 | fuliuliu.- | +2.30 | 78 | 63 |
| #4 | Stella | +0.10 | 86 | 51 |
| #5 | SAYAPLAYER | +0.08 | 68 | 55 |





