








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 334 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 284 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2464 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,277 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1021 | 16% |
| Smokes | 2749 | 44% |
| HE Grenades | 1110 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 1397 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $761,694 of utility $87 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SAYAPLAYER | 51% | 93 |
| #2 | J1nchuriki | 50% | 264 |
| #3 | Beta | 48% | 58 |
| #4 | Skyorge | 47% | 313 |
| #5 | Stella | 47% | 70 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Beta | 48% | 58 |
| #4 | Skyorge | 47% | 313 |
| #5 | Stella | 47% | 70 |
| #6 | Michael | 47% | 200 |
| #7 | fuliuliu.- | 46% | 129 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Skyorge | 19 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | SAYAPLAYER | 12 | 0.0061 |
| #3 | J1nchuriki | 10 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | Beta | 7 | 0.0058 |
| #5 | Michael | 4 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fuliuliu.- | 746 | 0.27 | 15 min |
| #2 | Skyorge | 540 | 0.08 | 14 min |
| #3 | J1nchuriki | 442 | 0.08 | 10 min |
| #4 | Beta | 257 | 0.21 | 8 min |
| #5 | SAYAPLAYER | 254 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Skyorge | +3.55 | 75 | 52 |
| #2 | Beta | +3.36 | 77 | 63 |
| #3 | fuliuliu.- | +2.38 | 77 | 61 |
| #4 | Stella | +1.30 | 90 | 51 |
| #5 | SAYAPLAYER | -0.11 | 69 | 55 |





