








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 115 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1089 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,862 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1238 | 25% |
| Smokes | 1134 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1388 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 1102 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $173,824 of utility $62 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 53 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Stella | 64% | 36 |
| #2 | Demonsxxxx | 62% | 13 |
| #3 | akaPAO | 56% | 9 |
| #4 | J1nchuriki | 53% | 70 |
| #5 | Stawws | 51% | 93 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Skyorge | 49% | 96 |
| #7 | fuliuliu.- | 48% | 23 |
| #8 | Michael | 46% | 46 |
| #9 | Jason老師 | 43% | 7 |
| #10 | Beta | 42% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Skyorge | 7 | 0.0034 |
| #2 | J1nchuriki | 7 | 0.0046 |
| #3 | Beta | 5 | 0.0062 |
| #4 | Stawws | 4 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | Demonsxxxx | 2 | 0.0074 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Beta | 207 | 0.26 | 7 min |
| #2 | Skyorge | 198 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #3 | fuliuliu.- | 155 | 0.31 | 4 min |
| #4 | J1nchuriki | 114 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #5 | Stella | 81 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Beta | +4.73 | 80 | 64 |
| #2 | fuliuliu.- | +3.69 | 84 | 62 |
| #3 | Skyorge | +3.54 | 80 | 54 |
| #4 | Stella | +1.01 | 85 | 46 |
| #5 | akaPAO | +0.72 | 46 | 35 |





