








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 201 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 111 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2042 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,358 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3015 | 36% |
| Smokes | 2826 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 787 | 9% |
| Molotovs | 1730 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $245,415 of utility $61 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 51 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Beta | 52% | 48 |
| #2 | J1nchuriki | 48% | 112 |
| #3 | SAYAPLAYER | 48% | 23 |
| #4 | Skyorge | 48% | 147 |
| #5 | Michael | 47% | 135 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | SAYAPLAYER | 48% | 23 |
| #4 | Skyorge | 48% | 147 |
| #5 | Michael | 47% | 135 |
| #6 | Stawws | 46% | 129 |
| #7 | Stella | 38% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Skyorge | 13 | 0.0042 |
| #2 | Beta | 5 | 0.0047 |
| #3 | J1nchuriki | 4 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | Michael | 3 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | Stawws | 3 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Skyorge | 254 | 0.08 | 7 min |
| #2 | Beta | 248 | 0.24 | 7 min |
| #3 | J1nchuriki | 183 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #4 | SAYAPLAYER | 78 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #5 | Michael | 52 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Skyorge | +2.79 | 75 | 53 |
| #2 | Beta | +2.66 | 72 | 63 |
| #3 | fuliuliu.- | +2.21 | 78 | 64 |
| #4 | SAYAPLAYER | +0.62 | 66 | 60 |
| #5 | Stella | -1.02 | 86 | 50 |





