








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 79 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Premier | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




28 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1743 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,135 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1258 | 30% |
| Smokes | 1194 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 845 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 838 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $582,821 of utility $176 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 82 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | monty | 53% | 79 |
| #2 | 主 kRypTiiC | 49% | 63 |
| #3 | Kana | 49% | 88 |
| #4 | ♞Micツ♞ | 46% | 105 |
| #5 | Dragoon | 44% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | monty | 21 | 0.0128 |
| #2 | ♞Micツ♞ | 20 | 0.0100 |
| #3 | Kana | 14 | 0.0076 |
| #4 | 主 kRypTiiC | 5 | 0.0039 |
| #5 | burny | 3 | 0.0082 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | monty | 471 | 0.29 | 12 min |
| #2 | ♞Micツ♞ | 372 | 0.19 | 7 min |
| #3 | Kana | 370 | 0.20 | 9 min |
| #4 | 主 kRypTiiC | 280 | 0.22 | 8 min |
| #5 | Mystic | 225 | 0.11 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | monty | +3.31 | 84 | 67 |
| #2 | ♞Micツ♞ | +1.86 | 86 | 50 |
| #3 | Kana | +1.16 | 79 | 59 |
| #4 | 主 kRypTiiC | +0.70 | 72 | 62 |
| #5 | Deadly | -0.25 | 65 | 60 |





