








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 4 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 27 matches | ||
| Premier | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 29 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




41 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2199 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,432 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2756 | 37% |
| Smokes | 1673 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1339 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 1664 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $266,573 of utility $67 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 100 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kana | 23 | 0.0082 |
| #2 | ♞Micツ♞ | 20 | 0.0071 |
| #3 | Deadly | 14 | 0.0085 |
| #4 | w h i t e | 5 | 0.0034 |
| #5 | 主 kRypTiiC | 4 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kana | 616 | 0.22 | 14 min |
| #2 | ♞Micツ♞ | 420 | 0.15 | 10 min |
| #3 | 主 kRypTiiC | 319 | 0.23 | 9 min |
| #4 | w h i t e | 315 | 0.21 | 8 min |
| #5 | Deadly | 153 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | monty | +2.40 | 86 | 66 |
| #2 | ♞Micツ♞ | +0.78 | 88 | 52 |
| #3 | DaboV | +0.46 | 73 | 65 |
| #4 | Kana | +0.33 | 81 | 59 |
| #5 | 主 kRypTiiC | +0.02 | 70 | 65 |





