








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 225 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 376 matches | ||
| Wingman | 24 matches | ||
| Faceit | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




46 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3455 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,448 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4386 | 30% |
| Smokes | 3505 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 4200 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 2357 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,292,230 of utility $134 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 44 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Ràmon | 43% | 105 |
| #5 | Lord Tøffluz | 42% | 45 |
| #6 | Habibi | 41% | 39 |
| #7 | Kruger | 38% | 24 |
| #8 | Juklerød | 36% | 50 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Juklerød | 8 | 0.0080 |
| #2 | Ràmon | 5 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | Hanna♡ | 2 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | Lord Tøffluz | 1 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | DanielSeljen | 1 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ràmon | 290 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #2 | Lord Tøffluz | 155 | 0.19 | 4 min |
| #3 | Juklerød | 126 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #4 | Kruger | 103 | 0.22 | 2 min |
| #5 | Habibi | 58 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DanielSeljen | +2.10 | 71 | 46 |
| #2 | Kruger | +2.00 | 89 | 68 |
| #3 | Lord Tøffluz | +0.75 | 50 | 69 |
| #4 | Ràmon | +0.37 | 76 | 54 |
| #5 | DannyG | -0.45 | 40 | 61 |





