








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 795 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 519 matches | ||
| Faceit | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 27 matches | ||
| Wingman | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 42 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




36 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7602 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,964 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6048 | 29% |
| Smokes | 4924 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 4964 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 5028 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,471,951 of utility $150 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 472 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wwwwwwwwww | 66% | 248 |
| #2 | RBye | 65% | 48 |
| #3 | COACH ENGH @briis nattklubb | 62% | 152 |
| #4 | 4strand | 58% | 55 |
| #5 | wayLander | 58% | 105 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #12 | Badekaret | 49% | 144 |
| #13 | evdi | 49% | 142 |
| #14 | Kjell.T.Ring | 48% | 42 |
| #15 | chillaG😵💫 | 46% | 158 |
| #16 | BLACKMAN | 45% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | chillaG😵💫 | 37 | 0.0114 |
| #2 | HILTI TE-7 | 23 | 0.0084 |
| #3 | evdi | 14 | 0.0047 |
| #4 | JMo | 9 | 0.0059 |
| #5 | wwwwwwwwww | 8 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kor går kulan mine? | 1003 | 0.17 | 29 min |
| #2 | evdi | 625 | 0.21 | 16 min |
| #3 | chillaG😵💫 | 606 | 0.19 | 17 min |
| #4 | wwwwwwwwww | 535 | 0.11 | 12 min |
| #5 | HILTI TE-7 | 496 | 0.18 | 15 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wwwwwwwwww | +3.92 | 87 | 59 |
| #2 | chillaG😵💫 | +2.80 | 88 | 69 |
| #3 | h3h3 | +2.40 | 85 | 54 |
| #4 | Badekaret | +1.11 | 75 | 58 |
| #5 | moen | +0.72 | 80 | 53 |





