








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1263 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 389 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 24 matches | ||
| Faceit | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 62 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




150 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8768 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,337 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9406 | 39% |
| Smokes | 4717 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 5644 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 4570 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,570,436 of utility $118 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 647 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fadumokonkarne | 63% | 64 |
| #2 | JMo | 56% | 89 |
| #3 | HILTI TE-7 | 55% | 221 |
| #4 | evdi | 54% | 306 |
| #5 | Snippy | 52% | 109 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | 4strand | 52% | 202 |
| #7 | BLACKMAN | 51% | 219 |
| #8 | lord sminem | 49% | 53 |
| #9 | moen | 46% | 158 |
| #10 | swagders | 45% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HILTI TE-7 | 45 | 0.0100 |
| #2 | evdi | 41 | 0.0065 |
| #3 | 4strand | 14 | 0.0034 |
| #4 | moen | 12 | 0.0037 |
| #5 | JMo | 12 | 0.0066 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | evdi | 1369 | 0.22 | 34 min |
| #2 | HILTI TE-7 | 835 | 0.19 | 25 min |
| #3 | 4strand | 670 | 0.16 | 14 min |
| #4 | moen | 604 | 0.18 | 20 min |
| #5 | BLACKMAN | 375 | 0.08 | 10 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | chillaG😵💫 | +3.95 | 89 | 72 |
| #2 | JMo | +0.91 | 66 | 62 |
| #3 | evdi | +0.67 | 85 | 66 |
| #4 | moen | +0.46 | 80 | 55 |
| #5 | Snippy | -0.55 | 72 | 57 |





