








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1358 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 613 matches | ||
| Faceit | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 148 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




76 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9448 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 30,110 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 12584 | 42% |
| Smokes | 6965 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 4627 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 5934 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,783,083 of utility $107 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 696 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lord sminem | 67% | 57 |
| #2 | chillaG😵💫 | 54% | 306 |
| #3 | 4strand | 53% | 275 |
| #4 | JMo | 52% | 120 |
| #5 | Baba Yetu | 51% | 57 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | HILTI TE-7 | 49% | 218 |
| #9 | moen | 49% | 142 |
| #10 | BLACKMAN | 47% | 229 |
| #11 | swagders | 47% | 221 |
| #12 | Maple | 45% | 93 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | chillaG😵💫 | 81 | 0.0130 |
| #2 | HILTI TE-7 | 30 | 0.0065 |
| #3 | swagders | 22 | 0.0047 |
| #4 | 4strand | 18 | 0.0031 |
| #5 | Maple | 13 | 0.0068 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | chillaG😵💫 | 1267 | 0.20 | 37 min |
| #2 | HILTI TE-7 | 898 | 0.19 | 27 min |
| #3 | 4strand | 862 | 0.15 | 19 min |
| #4 | swagders | 588 | 0.13 | 14 min |
| #5 | moen | 580 | 0.20 | 20 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | chillaG😵💫 | +3.52 | 87 | 72 |
| #2 | evdi | +1.56 | 85 | 66 |
| #3 | cyka | +1.01 | 74 | 46 |
| #4 | lord sminem | +0.87 | 63 | 48 |
| #5 | moen | +0.68 | 79 | 58 |





