








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1042 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 410 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 164 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 104 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 89 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Faceit | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 36 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8064 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 28,091 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7633 | 27% |
| Smokes | 6122 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 7598 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 6738 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,711,111 of utility $149 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 42 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | moen | 896 | 0.15 | 26 min |
| #2 | Kjell.T.Ring | 872 | 0.21 | 23 min |
| #3 | COACH ENGH @briis nattklubb | 813 | 0.13 | 16 min |
| #4 | Badekaret | 812 | 0.14 | 21 min |
| #5 | wwwwwwwwww | 758 | 0.10 | 16 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wwwwwwwwww | +4.57 | 88 | 59 |
| #2 | h3h3 | +3.01 | 84 | 54 |
| #3 | Badekaret | +1.53 | 78 | 59 |
| #4 | wayLander | +0.47 | 73 | 56 |
| #5 | RBye | +0.46 | 82 | 61 |





