








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 892 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 271 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 68 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4147 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,044 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2738 | 21% |
| Smokes | 3271 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 3567 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 3468 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,005,152 of utility $127 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 64 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | RBye | 50% | 40 |
| #9 | wayLander | 50% | 106 |
| #10 | moen | 49% | 144 |
| #11 | Kjell.T.Ring | 48% | 124 |
| #12 | anderseN | 48% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wwwwwwwwww | 9 | 0.0033 |
| #2 | COACH ENGH @briis nattklubb | 5 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | Kjell.T.Ring | 5 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | moen | 3 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | kor går kulan mine? | 2 | 0.0004 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kor går kulan mine? | 966 | 0.17 | 30 min |
| #2 | Kjell.T.Ring | 642 | 0.25 | 18 min |
| #3 | COACH ENGH @briis nattklubb | 483 | 0.13 | 9 min |
| #4 | moen | 427 | 0.14 | 12 min |
| #5 | wwwwwwwwww | 281 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | h3h3 | +4.10 | 87 | 57 |
| #2 | wwwwwwwwww | +3.66 | 86 | 59 |
| #3 | Badekaret | +1.85 | 78 | 61 |
| #4 | Kjell.T.Ring | +0.28 | 75 | 66 |
| #5 | RBye | -0.22 | 83 | 59 |





