








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1253 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 614 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 87 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Wingman | 18 matches | ||
| Faceit | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




45 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8007 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,411 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5472 | 28% |
| Smokes | 3781 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 5146 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 5012 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,891,503 of utility $164 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 691 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BeanMaster | 36 | 0.0042 |
| #2 | Grymi | 17 | 0.0072 |
| #3 | financial ruin | 16 | 0.0076 |
| #4 | Horizex | 13 | 0.0096 |
| #5 | quinntavious ewers | 12 | 0.0056 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BeanMaster | 1990 | 0.23 | 50 min |
| #2 | Horifide | 505 | 0.17 | 11 min |
| #3 | Chiefin | 503 | 0.12 | 11 min |
| #4 | financial ruin | 369 | 0.18 | 10 min |
| #5 | Otis | 324 | 0.10 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BeanMaster | +1.89 | 73 | 58 |
| #2 | Grymi | +1.72 | 79 | 58 |
| #3 | financial ruin | +1.08 | 73 | 61 |
| #4 | Dux | +0.86 | 87 | 51 |
| #5 | quinntavious ewers | +0.70 | 74 | 37 |





