








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 866 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 724 matches | ||
| Faceit | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




28 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7731 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,122 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1767 | 15% |
| Smokes | 3085 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 4201 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 3069 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,908,357 of utility $107 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 557 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Grymi | 56% | 93 |
| #2 | SoupMeister420 | 48% | 88 |
| #3 | Dux | 45% | 108 |
| #4 | mindfreak | 44% | 80 |
| #5 | BeanMaster | 36% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Grymi | 56% | 93 |
| #2 | SoupMeister420 | 48% | 88 |
| #3 | Dux | 45% | 108 |
| #4 | mindfreak | 44% | 80 |
| #5 | BeanMaster | 36% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Grymi | 19 | 0.0099 |
| #2 | Dux | 5 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | mindfreak | 2 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | SoupMeister420 | 1 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dux | 258 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #2 | BeanMaster | 235 | 0.24 | 7 min |
| #3 | Grymi | 192 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #4 | mindfreak | 17 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| #5 | SoupMeister420 | 8 | 0.00 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Grymi | +3.84 | 82 | 58 |
| #2 | BeanMaster | +1.71 | 70 | 61 |
| #3 | Dux | +0.75 | 86 | 51 |
| #4 | roaCH | +0.28 | 74 | 36 |
| #5 | SoupMeister420 | -0.08 | 48 | 10 |





