








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 528 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 372 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 114 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6650 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,651 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8061 | 33% |
| Smokes | 7410 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 6304 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 2876 | 12% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,109,936 of utility $70 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 638 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | roaCH | 61% | 41 |
| #2 | Grymi | 61% | 61 |
| #3 | quinntavious ewers | 59% | 105 |
| #4 | Otis | 54% | 126 |
| #5 | SoupMeister420 | 54% | 82 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Otis | 54% | 126 |
| #5 | SoupMeister420 | 54% | 82 |
| #6 | Horifide | 53% | 255 |
| #7 | Dux | 50% | 206 |
| #8 | BeanMaster | 43% | 111 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Horifide | 22 | 0.0043 |
| #2 | Dux | 13 | 0.0030 |
| #3 | Otis | 12 | 0.0046 |
| #4 | quinntavious ewers | 11 | 0.0050 |
| #5 | Grymi | 11 | 0.0089 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Horifide | 864 | 0.17 | 17 min |
| #2 | BeanMaster | 566 | 0.24 | 13 min |
| #3 | Dux | 425 | 0.10 | 11 min |
| #4 | Otis | 245 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #5 | quinntavious ewers | 167 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Grymi | +2.62 | 80 | 63 |
| #2 | BeanMaster | +1.83 | 72 | 59 |
| #3 | Dux | +1.34 | 88 | 52 |
| #4 | Horifide | +1.28 | 61 | 57 |
| #5 | Chiefin | +0.95 | 64 | 60 |





