








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2405 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 741 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 248 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 43 matches | ||
| Faceit | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 29 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




191 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
15693 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 46,776 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 16475 | 35% |
| Smokes | 14297 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 4921 | 11% |
| Molotovs | 11083 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,030,801 of utility $109 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 6314 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dux | 992 | 0.12 | 25 min |
| #2 | Tazz | 821 | 0.20 | 23 min |
| #3 | financial ruin | 607 | 0.17 | 16 min |
| #4 | PeeDizzle | 308 | 0.18 | 8 min |
| #5 | Chiefin | 268 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BeanMaster | +2.45 | 73 | 60 |
| #2 | financial ruin | +2.06 | 75 | 62 |
| #3 | Tazz | +1.21 | 75 | 63 |
| #4 | Dux | -0.06 | 87 | 51 |
| #5 | PeeDizzle | -0.73 | 75 | 60 |





