








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 482 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 214 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 89 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3379 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,975 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1765 | 25% |
| Smokes | 638 | 9% |
| HE Grenades | 2846 | 41% |
| Molotovs | 1726 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,050,020 of utility $138 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 327 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | have skin n0 skill | 63% | 32 |
| #2 | -LibertyPrime- | 55% | 22 |
| #3 | 🌸 | 50% | 28 |
| #4 | Still my boy | 48% | 60 |
| #5 | Guy Nigma | くま | 48% | 198 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Toxic Player | 44% | 32 |
| #7 | TreeDood | 43% | 37 |
| #8 | CHEF CURRY | 40% | 70 |
| #9 | Diddity | 38% | 37 |
| #10 | Pudding-chan | 33% | 48 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Guy Nigma | くま | 16 | 0.0039 |
| #2 | have skin n0 skill | 10 | 0.0158 |
| #3 | CHEF CURRY | 3 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | Still my boy | 3 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | Pudding-chan | 3 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Guy Nigma | くま | 746 | 0.18 | 19 min |
| #2 | CHEF CURRY | 291 | 0.19 | 6 min |
| #3 | Still my boy | 169 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #4 | have skin n0 skill | 130 | 0.21 | 3 min |
| #5 | Pudding-chan | 119 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | have skin n0 skill | +4.67 | 88 | 60 |
| #2 | TreeDood | +3.04 | 78 | 54 |
| #3 | -LibertyPrime- | +1.43 | 56 | 36 |
| #4 | Toxic Player | +1.34 | 78 | 45 |
| #5 | lolihunter | +1.29 | 63 | 45 |





