








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 27 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 323 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3757 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,410 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 14117 | 69% |
| Smokes | 3158 | 15% |
| HE Grenades | 808 | 4% |
| Molotovs | 2327 | 11% |
Our logs show you have wasted $724,804 of utility $86 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 46 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Toxic Player | 20 | 0.0069 |
| #2 | Guy Nigma | くま | 12 | 0.0046 |
| #3 | Still my boy | 6 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | TreeDood | 6 | 0.0025 |
| #5 | Diddity | 5 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Guy Nigma | くま | 355 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| #2 | Still my boy | 318 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| #3 | Pudding-chan | 235 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #4 | Toxic Player | 160 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #5 | Diddity | 143 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TreeDood | +3.11 | 75 | 51 |
| #2 | Toxic Player | +2.10 | 75 | 45 |
| #3 | CHEF CURRY | +0.95 | 81 | 63 |
| #4 | -LibertyPrime- | +0.63 | 58 | 30 |
| #5 | Guy Nigma | くま | +0.40 | 55 | 56 |





