








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 21 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 194 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1420 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,645 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1132 | 20% |
| Smokes | 2399 | 42% |
| HE Grenades | 1230 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 884 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $558,551 of utility $113 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 124 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Diddity | 69% | 16 |
| #2 | -LibertyPrime- | 50% | 54 |
| #3 | TreeDood | 49% | 53 |
| #4 | lolihunter | 48% | 60 |
| #5 | CHEF CURRY | 47% | 135 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | lolihunter | 48% | 60 |
| #5 | CHEF CURRY | 47% | 135 |
| #6 | Toxic Player | 47% | 70 |
| #7 | Guy Nigma | くま | 44% | 73 |
| #8 | Pudding-chan | 34% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Guy Nigma | くま | 10 | 0.0067 |
| #2 | Toxic Player | 9 | 0.0061 |
| #3 | CHEF CURRY | 4 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | TreeDood | 2 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | Pudding-chan | 2 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CHEF CURRY | 458 | 0.16 | 11 min |
| #2 | Guy Nigma | くま | 182 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #3 | lolihunter | 99 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #4 | Pudding-chan | 97 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #5 | Toxic Player | 76 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TreeDood | +3.09 | 75 | 52 |
| #2 | Toxic Player | +2.29 | 75 | 44 |
| #3 | CHEF CURRY | +1.89 | 79 | 49 |
| #4 | -LibertyPrime- | +0.84 | 61 | 28 |
| #5 | Diddity | +0.41 | 59 | 50 |





