








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 624 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 69 matches | ||
| Premier | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 38 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3649 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,964 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2932 | 25% |
| Smokes | 2975 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 3012 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 3045 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,040,353 of utility $164 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 143 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RflX | 63% | 57 |
| #2 | rahyna | 63% | 35 |
| #3 | L̵̝̩̪͌̓̅̐e҈͉̓̒͒̍̆ | 63% | 43 |
| #4 | vimsy | 62% | 68 |
| #5 | bb | Timonator | 61% | 59 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #15 | clippy | 46% | 37 |
| #16 | Delaever | 45% | 111 |
| #17 | Texic | 44% | 48 |
| #18 | leonlefox | 42% | 60 |
| #19 | ÙwÚ | 33% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | leonlefox | 6 | 0.0051 |
| #2 | Texic | 6 | 0.0056 |
| #3 | Delaever | 5 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | rahyna | 4 | 0.0053 |
| #5 | RflX | 3 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RflX | 582 | 0.51 | 16 min |
| #2 | Delaever | 403 | 0.18 | 10 min |
| #3 | Bundigande | BB | 374 | 0.13 | 9 min |
| #4 | vimsy | 326 | 0.24 | 9 min |
| #5 | Marshal223 | 198 | 0.25 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RflX | +3.92 | 88 | 76 |
| #2 | tnuc | +2.81 | 82 | 70 |
| #3 | Bundigande | BB | +1.97 | 82 | 66 |
| #4 | L̵̝̩̪͌̓̅̐e҈͉̓̒͒̍̆ | +1.06 | 68 | 49 |
| #5 | vimsy | +0.67 | 85 | 73 |





