








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 674 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 79 matches | ||
| Premier | 44 matches | ||
| Faceit | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2159 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,999 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3607 | 30% |
| Smokes | 3364 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2089 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 2939 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $596,730 of utility $115 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 296 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rahyna | 72% | 18 |
| #2 | RflX | 68% | 22 |
| #3 | tnuc | 62% | 68 |
| #4 | L̵̝̩̪͌̓̅̐e҈͉̓̒͒̍̆ | 59% | 37 |
| #5 | | Cookie | | 57% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | clippy | 36% | 14 |
| #11 | bb | Timonator | 33% | 21 |
| #12 | C0L1N_ | 32% | 25 |
| #13 | Marshal223 | 30% | 27 |
| #14 | Texic | 21% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [01] Tiuri | 5 | 0.0035 |
| #2 | C0L1N_ | 3 | 0.0063 |
| #3 | [01] BOTC | 3 | 0.0089 |
| #4 | rahyna | 2 | 0.0049 |
| #5 | Bundigande | BB | 1 | 0.0005 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bundigande | BB | 217 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #2 | RflX | 199 | 0.43 | 6 min |
| #3 | [01] Tiuri | 177 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #4 | tnuc | 141 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #5 | | Cookie | | 108 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RflX | +3.96 | 81 | 81 |
| #2 | Bundigande | BB | +1.20 | 80 | 63 |
| #3 | rahyna | +0.92 | 81 | 72 |
| #4 | L̵̝̩̪͌̓̅̐e҈͉̓̒͒̍̆ | +0.86 | 75 | 50 |
| #5 | [01] Tiuri | +0.57 | 84 | 44 |





