








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 323 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 189 matches | ||
| Wingman | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1823 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,848 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1178 | 20% |
| Smokes | 1446 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1566 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1658 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $917,007 of utility $163 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 100 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kaynist | 67% | 15 |
| #2 | Guru | 57% | 14 |
| #3 | Loek | 53% | 76 |
| #4 | .skepa | 48% | 75 |
| #5 | xSupha | 46% | 125 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | xSupha | 46% | 125 |
| #6 | yarnoverhoeven | 45% | 20 |
| #7 | Panstrovski | 44% | 87 |
| #8 | GravityDragon | 43% | 75 |
| #9 | Ramonion | 40% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GravityDragon | 5 | 0.0031 |
| #2 | Ramonion | 4 | 0.0053 |
| #3 | xSupha | 3 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | .skepa | 3 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | Guru | 3 | 0.0097 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GravityDragon | 245 | 0.15 | 6 min |
| #2 | xSupha | 163 | 0.06 | 5 min |
| #3 | Loek | 140 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #4 | .skepa | 109 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #5 | Panstrovski | 59 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Guru | +2.66 | 68 | 77 |
| #2 | Señor Blub's left nut | +1.45 | 68 | 38 |
| #3 | xSupha | +0.58 | 38 | 48 |
| #4 | GravityDragon | -0.41 | 50 | 64 |
| #5 | Ramonion | -0.54 | 49 | 25 |





