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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1067 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 427 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 181 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4333 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,801 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3201 | 19% |
| Smokes | 4298 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 5463 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 3839 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,190,068 of utility $181 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 151 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GravityDragon | 53% | 140 |
| #2 | Loek | 51% | 285 |
| #3 | Ramonion | 50% | 325 |
| #4 | xSupha | 49% | 525 |
| #5 | Panstrovski | 48% | 126 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Ramonion | 50% | 325 |
| #4 | xSupha | 49% | 525 |
| #5 | Panstrovski | 48% | 126 |
| #6 | Señor Blub's left nut | 48% | 75 |
| #7 | yarnoverhoeven | 43% | 181 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xSupha | 16 | 0.0015 |
| #2 | Ramonion | 12 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | yarnoverhoeven | 10 | 0.0026 |
| #4 | GravityDragon | 10 | 0.0034 |
| #5 | Panstrovski | 4 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xSupha | 904 | 0.08 | 23 min |
| #2 | Loek | 591 | 0.10 | 12 min |
| #3 | GravityDragon | 389 | 0.13 | 10 min |
| #4 | Panstrovski | 165 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #5 | Señor Blub's left nut | 130 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xSupha | +1.61 | 42 | 51 |
| #2 | GravityDragon | +0.91 | 52 | 66 |
| #3 | Señor Blub's left nut | +0.86 | 61 | 37 |
| #4 | Ramonion | -0.10 | 42 | 30 |
| #5 | .skepa | -0.71 | 33 | 50 |





