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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1135 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 328 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 191 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2696 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,310 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 794 | 15% |
| Smokes | 2422 | 46% |
| HE Grenades | 833 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 1261 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,603,871 of utility $179 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 10 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GravityDragon | 59% | 81 |
| #2 | Panstrovski | 57% | 79 |
| #3 | xSupha | 50% | 367 |
| #4 | .skepa | 50% | 325 |
| #5 | Loek | 49% | 174 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | xSupha | 50% | 367 |
| #4 | .skepa | 50% | 325 |
| #5 | Loek | 49% | 174 |
| #6 | yarnoverhoeven | 47% | 172 |
| #7 | Señor Blub's left nut | 40% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xSupha | 11 | 0.0014 |
| #2 | yarnoverhoeven | 11 | 0.0030 |
| #3 | .skepa | 10 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | GravityDragon | 5 | 0.0029 |
| #5 | Panstrovski | 4 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xSupha | 694 | 0.09 | 19 min |
| #2 | .skepa | 526 | 0.08 | 11 min |
| #3 | Loek | 350 | 0.10 | 8 min |
| #4 | GravityDragon | 207 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #5 | Panstrovski | 113 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xSupha | +1.99 | 45 | 56 |
| #2 | GravityDragon | +0.79 | 54 | 66 |
| #3 | Señor Blub's left nut | +0.55 | 66 | 42 |
| #4 | Ramonion | -0.07 | 43 | 29 |
| #5 | Panstrovski | -0.74 | 32 | 34 |





