








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 16 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
941 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,090 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 239 | 22% |
| Smokes | 327 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 383 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 141 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $246,428 of utility $113 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 37 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Butterfinger | 79% | 34 |
| #2 | Inferno Hater #1 | 74% | 85 |
| #3 | gbrewqnrtd | 69% | 90 |
| #4 | Quelle | 66% | 73 |
| #5 | Hasbistick | 57% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Inferno Hater #1 | 74% | 85 |
| #3 | gbrewqnrtd | 69% | 90 |
| #4 | Quelle | 66% | 73 |
| #5 | Hasbistick | 57% | 14 |
| #6 | Airbus A380 | 53% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Inferno Hater #1 | 16 | 0.0094 |
| #2 | Quelle | 11 | 0.0077 |
| #3 | gbrewqnrtd | 6 | 0.0033 |
| #4 | Butterfinger | 6 | 0.0087 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Inferno Hater #1 | 185 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #2 | Quelle | 125 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #3 | gbrewqnrtd | 104 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #4 | Butterfinger | 37 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #5 | Hasbistick | 15 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Inferno Hater #1 | +3.19 | 90 | 50 |
| #2 | gbrewqnrtd | +2.63 | 86 | 51 |
| #3 | Butterfinger | +1.33 | 71 | 41 |
| #4 | Quelle | +0.84 | 77 | 54 |
| #5 | Hasbistick | -0.54 | 72 | 51 |





