








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 408 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 115 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 107 matches | ||
| Premier | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 37 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




46 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2446 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,641 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 959 | 14% |
| Smokes | 1635 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2221 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 1826 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,210,953 of utility $188 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 965 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mordock | 9 | 0.0042 |
| #2 | kry | 8 | 0.0132 |
| #3 | Nils H | 7 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | Anime Tiddies in Sachsen-Anhalt | 6 | 0.0086 |
| #5 | IchKannDasAllesNicht | 4 | 0.0053 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nils H | 658 | 0.17 | 18 min |
| #2 | Bob der Baumeister | 487 | 0.19 | 13 min |
| #3 | babidi | 357 | 0.31 | 10 min |
| #4 | fyre | 154 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #5 | Mordock | 133 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kry | +3.17 | 84 | 64 |
| #2 | fyre | +1.91 | 66 | 58 |
| #3 | Nils H | +1.05 | 53 | 74 |
| #4 | Mordock | +0.80 | 33 | 58 |
| #5 | babidi | +0.60 | 50 | 79 |





