








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 502 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 174 matches | ||
| Faceit | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 40 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3505 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,518 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2344 | 28% |
| Smokes | 2510 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2340 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1324 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,068,230 of utility $152 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 32 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | J1mple | 19 | 0.0122 |
| #2 | kry | 14 | 0.0097 |
| #3 | Mordock | 11 | 0.0041 |
| #4 | Anime Tiddies in Sachsen-Anhalt | 8 | 0.0076 |
| #5 | Nils H | 7 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nils H | 389 | 0.16 | 11 min |
| #2 | kry | 346 | 0.24 | 7 min |
| #3 | Bob der Baumeister | 320 | 0.21 | 9 min |
| #4 | Mordock | 214 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #5 | Robert [Love Hotel Band] | 158 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kry | +5.16 | 88 | 65 |
| #2 | fyre | +3.68 | 71 | 58 |
| #3 | Mordock | +1.23 | 28 | 59 |
| #4 | J1mple | +0.92 | 42 | 47 |
| #5 | Nils H | +0.91 | 50 | 71 |





