








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 533 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 200 matches | ||
| Premier | 99 matches | ||
| Faceit | 81 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 110 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




47 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5312 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,654 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2766 | 15% |
| Smokes | 4701 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 6133 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 5054 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,969,753 of utility $163 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1667 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kry | 22 | 0.0063 |
| #2 | Nils H | 17 | 0.0044 |
| #3 | J1mple | 14 | 0.0066 |
| #4 | Treffnicht0 | 8 | 0.0028 |
| #5 | Anime Tiddies in Sachsen-Anhalt | 8 | 0.0067 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kry | 627 | 0.18 | 15 min |
| #2 | Nils H | 618 | 0.16 | 18 min |
| #3 | Bob der Baumeister | 392 | 0.19 | 11 min |
| #4 | fyre | 244 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #5 | Elias M'Bierek | 140 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kry | +3.88 | 87 | 64 |
| #2 | fyre | +1.88 | 67 | 58 |
| #3 | KARS | +1.33 | 75 | 50 |
| #4 | Mordock | +1.23 | 34 | 56 |
| #5 | Nils H | +1.18 | 54 | 74 |





