








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 606 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 136 matches | ||
| Faceit | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2496 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,519 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2503 | 29% |
| Smokes | 2445 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1676 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 1895 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $863,471 of utility $164 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 14 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | Kartturi | 49% | 68 |
| #11 | SleepingArrow17 | 46% | 35 |
| #12 | Ossi Taneli | 44% | 18 |
| #13 | Jaakkosan | 42% | 38 |
| #14 | kujala | 19% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jaakkosan | 4 | 0.0048 |
| #2 | SleepingArrow17 | 4 | 0.0052 |
| #3 | aleksi | 3 | 0.0037 |
| #4 | Purtsi_ | 2 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | MaFy | 2 | 0.0034 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CarlonJumala | 444 | 0.36 | 13 min |
| #2 | Pude | 292 | 0.27 | 10 min |
| #3 | Jaakkosan | 244 | 0.29 | 8 min |
| #4 | Kartturi | 239 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| #5 | Ltd. | 194 | 0.20 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sammee | +2.98 | 88 | 55 |
| #2 | Pude | +2.36 | 81 | 74 |
| #3 | Ltd. | +2.04 | 68 | 74 |
| #4 | aleksi | +1.20 | 67 | 59 |
| #5 | Jaakkosan | +0.57 | 67 | 71 |





