








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 988 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 370 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 47 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




64 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4152 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,984 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7037 | 39% |
| Smokes | 3430 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 4782 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 2735 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,268,243 of utility $140 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2796 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Arturo | 60% | 25 |
| #2 | Ltd. | 57% | 79 |
| #3 | Pude | 53% | 156 |
| #4 | aleksi | 50% | 139 |
| #5 | Kartturi | 50% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pude | 809 | 0.25 | 26 min |
| #2 | Ossi Taneli | 402 | 0.18 | 11 min |
| #3 | aleksi | 281 | 0.10 | 8 min |
| #4 | Ltd. | 278 | 0.17 | 9 min |
| #5 | SleepingArrow17 | 274 | 0.14 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pude | +3.52 | 82 | 73 |
| #2 | Jimi q:-D | +3.05 | 89 | 72 |
| #3 | Ltd. | +1.75 | 74 | 76 |
| #4 | Arturo | +0.98 | 76 | 75 |
| #5 | aleksi | +0.88 | 67 | 55 |





