








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 282 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 122 matches | ||
| Faceit | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 61 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1459 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,232 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1976 | 27% |
| Smokes | 2098 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1326 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 1832 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $821,421 of utility $173 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 186 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MaFy | 79% | 19 |
| #2 | moneyCriminal | 71% | 24 |
| #3 | Marko | 70% | 23 |
| #4 | Kartturi | 62% | 95 |
| #5 | sibe | 61% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | sibe | 61% | 31 |
| #6 | The Haunted One | 57% | 46 |
| #7 | CarlonJumala | 55% | 169 |
| #8 | AQ | 54% | 35 |
| #9 | Kettunen | 53% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kartturi | 6 | 0.0030 |
| #2 | CarlonJumala | 5 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | sibe | 3 | 0.0044 |
| #4 | MaFy | 2 | 0.0051 |
| #5 | Kettunen | 2 | 0.0072 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CarlonJumala | 1063 | 0.29 | 32 min |
| #2 | Kartturi | 274 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #3 | The Haunted One | 196 | 0.20 | 5 min |
| #4 | sibe | 128 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| #5 | AQ | 83 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AQ | +2.50 | 82 | 56 |
| #2 | CarlonJumala | +1.03 | 69 | 80 |
| #3 | sibe | +0.86 | 60 | 68 |
| #4 | moneyCriminal | +0.70 | 62 | 50 |
| #5 | Kartturi | +0.63 | 59 | 61 |





