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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2305 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 504 matches | ||
| Faceit | 188 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Renown | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 307 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10862 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 42,541 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7906 | 19% |
| Smokes | 9894 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 11519 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 13222 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,910,398 of utility $146 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 903 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | luckue[K] | 67% | 69 |
| #2 | xTy | 62% | 90 |
| #3 | colo | 59% | 111 |
| #4 | kixo | 58% | 79 |
| #5 | MR.JACKPOT | 58% | 245 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #12 | Neko Ashura | 50% | 362 |
| #13 | †_El Polaco_ † | 48% | 239 |
| #14 | benters - Остановить войну в Укр | 47% | 49 |
| #15 | erN | 46% | 173 |
| #16 | mrJaNeeee | 46% | 153 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | luckue[K] | +2.12 | 81 | 79 |
| #2 | GameSchaedl -iwnl- | +1.88 | 84 | 76 |
| #3 | MR.JACKPOT | +1.11 | 66 | 66 |
| #4 | eNdryK | +0.33 | 83 | 68 |
| #5 | colo | +0.30 | 67 | 55 |





