








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 157 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 362 matches | ||
| Faceit | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4527 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,770 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4087 | 22% |
| Smokes | 4489 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 4924 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 5270 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,888,301 of utility $169 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 4 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jimi | 54% | 37 |
| #2 | MR.JACKPOT | 54% | 69 |
| #3 | colo | 52% | 52 |
| #4 | Komoda- | 51% | 97 |
| #5 | GameSchaedl -iwnl- | 50% | 362 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #11 | c1bi´ | 46% | 35 |
| #12 | Slater | 45% | 33 |
| #13 | erN | 44% | 164 |
| #14 | mrJaNeeee | 42% | 96 |
| #15 | xTy | 34% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GameSchaedl -iwnl- | +2.21 | 84 | 75 |
| #2 | Komoda- | +1.20 | 91 | 69 |
| #3 | MR.JACKPOT | +1.16 | 65 | 69 |
| #4 | colo | +0.82 | 73 | 47 |
| #5 | eNdryK | +0.37 | 81 | 67 |





