








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 845 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 632 matches | ||
| Faceit | 38 matches | ||
| Wingman | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 75 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




49 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9839 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 38,541 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8627 | 22% |
| Smokes | 8961 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 12019 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 8934 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,168,544 of utility $151 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 50 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GameSchaedl -iwnl- | +2.26 | 82 | 77 |
| #2 | CHEF | +1.98 | 70 | 75 |
| #3 | Yennes | +1.16 | 76 | 67 |
| #4 | jimi | +1.01 | 69 | 69 |
| #5 | †_El Polaco_ † | +0.39 | 69 | 67 |





