








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 326 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 23 matches | ||
| Faceit | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 40 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1815 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,650 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 702 | 15% |
| Smokes | 1349 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1442 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 1157 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $816,385 of utility $210 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 61 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #17 | Taiquri | 40% | 10 |
| #18 | Kingrat | 39% | 36 |
| #19 | Tuikelo :_D | 38% | 13 |
| #20 | Noname | 38% | 32 |
| #21 | Je5u | 36% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gold Digger | 6 | 0.0099 |
| #2 | Herkkupamppu | 4 | 0.0029 |
| #3 | Kingrat | 3 | 0.0038 |
| #4 | Taiquri | 3 | 0.0142 |
| #5 | Don Kauhala | 2 | 0.0090 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | recruit | 260 | 0.29 | 7 min |
| #2 | Kingrat | 217 | 0.28 | 7 min |
| #3 | Gold Digger | 124 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| #4 | Herkkupamppu | 109 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #5 | keijuls | 106 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | keijuls | +2.91 | 77 | 77 |
| #2 | Rau Silverman | +1.65 | 69 | 73 |
| #3 | SUS1 | +1.11 | 89 | 82 |
| #4 | Tuikelo :_D | +1.04 | 45 | 81 |
| #5 | Just Coala | +0.97 | 66 | 55 |





