








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 153 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 24 matches | ||
| Premier | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Faceit | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1234 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,015 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 914 | 18% |
| Smokes | 1396 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1648 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 1057 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $748,478 of utility $168 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 153 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ∩ (◣_◢) ∩ | 59% | 39 |
| #2 | KILLACAM | 57% | 44 |
| #3 | say | 50% | 58 |
| #4 | scry | 46% | 24 |
| #5 | Sean | 44% | 117 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Sean | 44% | 117 |
| #6 | Pimpin | 43% | 76 |
| #7 | Gerg | 40% | 58 |
| #8 | TradeFire | 37% | 79 |
| #9 | JDawg | 27% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TradeFire | 4 | 0.0025 |
| #2 | Sean | 3 | 0.0012 |
| #3 | say | 3 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | Pimpin | 2 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | Gerg | 2 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KILLACAM | 190 | 0.20 | 7 min |
| #2 | Sean | 137 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #3 | say | 129 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #4 | TradeFire | 92 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #5 | Gerg | 83 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KILLACAM | +3.16 | 77 | 75 |
| #2 | Sean | +2.67 | 71 | 56 |
| #3 | scry | +1.54 | 72 | 62 |
| #4 | say | +1.27 | 88 | 65 |
| #5 | Pimpin | -0.33 | 54 | 38 |





