








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 331 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 65 matches | ||
| Premier | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 35 matches | ||
| Faceit | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3900 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,402 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1455 | 17% |
| Smokes | 2247 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1968 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2732 | 33% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,225,932 of utility $167 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 288 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | say | 58% | 130 |
| #2 | scry | 58% | 73 |
| #3 | Otaku-kun | MeatWallet.com | 57% | 23 |
| #4 | KILLACAM | 56% | 78 |
| #5 | ∩ (◣_◢) ∩ | 56% | 98 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | JDawg | 50% | 18 |
| #7 | Pimpin | 45% | 170 |
| #8 | veeR | 44% | 117 |
| #9 | TradeFire | 42% | 142 |
| #10 | Gerg | 41% | 113 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TradeFire | 13 | 0.0045 |
| #2 | say | 10 | 0.0037 |
| #3 | Pimpin | 7 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | Gerg | 5 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | ∩ (◣_◢) ∩ | 5 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KILLACAM | 311 | 0.19 | 11 min |
| #2 | say | 270 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| #3 | scry | 212 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #4 | Gerg | 155 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #5 | TradeFire | 153 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KILLACAM | +2.54 | 76 | 76 |
| #2 | Otaku-kun | MeatWallet.com | +1.95 | 84 | 59 |
| #3 | say | +1.91 | 85 | 65 |
| #4 | Sean | +1.85 | 71 | 57 |
| #5 | scry | +0.45 | 65 | 63 |





