








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 54 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 98 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2167 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,463 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 687 | 28% |
| Smokes | 365 | 15% |
| HE Grenades | 1153 | 47% |
| Molotovs | 258 | 10% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,099,493 of utility $197 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 747 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Otaku-kun | MeatWallet.com | 58% | 52 |
| #2 | Sean | 45% | 170 |
| #3 | veeR | 43% | 76 |
| #4 | TradeFire | 43% | 206 |
| #5 | Mao Lebron | 40% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Sean | 45% | 170 |
| #3 | veeR | 43% | 76 |
| #4 | TradeFire | 43% | 206 |
| #5 | Mao Lebron | 40% | 25 |
| #6 | Gerg | 39% | 160 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TradeFire | 18 | 0.0044 |
| #2 | Sean | 8 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | Mao Lebron | 6 | 0.0128 |
| #4 | Gerg | 5 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | Otaku-kun | MeatWallet.com | 2 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TradeFire | 235 | 0.06 | 7 min |
| #2 | Sean | 216 | 0.06 | 6 min |
| #3 | Gerg | 211 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| #4 | Otaku-kun | MeatWallet.com | 142 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #5 | veeR | 95 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Otaku-kun | MeatWallet.com | +3.83 | 86 | 65 |
| #2 | Sean | +3.25 | 68 | 61 |
| #3 | Pimpin | -0.61 | 58 | 40 |
| #4 | Gerg | -0.83 | 60 | 45 |
| #5 | TradeFire | -1.91 | 36 | 56 |





