








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 617 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 383 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 155 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 128 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 103 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 82 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 45 matches | ||
| Faceit | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 107 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




75 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
12160 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,761 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4265 | 23% |
| Smokes | 5527 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 4841 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 4128 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,119,116 of utility $181 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1513 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | new player | 63% | 107 |
| #2 | Trent Tripp | 60% | 129 |
| #3 | Worst_Nightmare | 56% | 116 |
| #4 | POSSUMATOR | 56% | 268 |
| #5 | CobR | 55% | 83 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | CobR | 55% | 83 |
| #6 | nuke | 54% | 241 |
| #7 | snookerdoodle | 53% | 236 |
| #8 | ffirG | 52% | 97 |
| #9 | Primo | 48% | 120 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | snookerdoodle | 31 | 0.0065 |
| #2 | nuke | 28 | 0.0058 |
| #3 | POSSUMATOR | 19 | 0.0035 |
| #4 | Trent Tripp | 12 | 0.0046 |
| #5 | new player | 8 | 0.0037 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nuke | 744 | 0.15 | 19 min |
| #2 | snookerdoodle | 670 | 0.14 | 15 min |
| #3 | new player | 529 | 0.25 | 13 min |
| #4 | POSSUMATOR | 418 | 0.08 | 8 min |
| #5 | ffirG | 393 | 0.20 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | new player | +3.34 | 86 | 64 |
| #2 | humblie | +2.54 | 87 | 50 |
| #3 | POSSUMATOR | +2.13 | 86 | 41 |
| #4 | CobR | +1.24 | 87 | 64 |
| #5 | snookerdoodle | +0.58 | 76 | 55 |





