








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1573 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 404 matches | ||
| Faceit | 199 matches | ||
| Wingman | 83 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




55 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7931 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,467 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5533 | 25% |
| Smokes | 6000 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 5090 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 5844 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,920,559 of utility $163 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1804 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TinG💔 | 70% | 57 |
| #2 | spraystation k2 skittles | 59% | 181 |
| #3 | klanker flanker | 55% | 106 |
| #4 | Zinc | 53% | 179 |
| #5 | Purpsenju | 52% | 100 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TinG💔 | 70% | 57 |
| #2 | spraystation k2 skittles | 59% | 181 |
| #3 | klanker flanker | 55% | 106 |
| #4 | Zinc | 53% | 179 |
| #5 | Purpsenju | 52% | 100 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Purpsenju | 41 | 0.0208 |
| #2 | klanker flanker | 8 | 0.0040 |
| #3 | spraystation k2 skittles | 7 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | Zinc | 5 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | TinG💔 | 4 | 0.0036 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Purpsenju | 246 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #2 | Zinc | 132 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| #3 | TinG💔 | 122 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #4 | spraystation k2 skittles | 86 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| #5 | klanker flanker | 68 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TinG💔 | +5.46 | 66 | 43 |
| #2 | dylara دلآرا-دلارا | +2.02 | 62 | 50 |
| #3 | Zinc | -0.02 | 34 | 35 |
| #4 | Purpsenju | -0.42 | 43 | 46 |
| #5 | spraystation k2 skittles | -0.99 | 32 | 27 |





