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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 650 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 278 matches | ||
| Wingman | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3073 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,931 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1678 | 28% |
| Smokes | 1729 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1207 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 1317 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,912,245 of utility $244 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 355 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dylara دلآرا-دلارا | 55% | 106 |
| #2 | spraystation k2 skittles | 48% | 33 |
| #3 | Zinc | 48% | 46 |
| #4 | Purpsenju | 31% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dylara دلآرا-دلارا | 55% | 106 |
| #2 | spraystation k2 skittles | 48% | 33 |
| #3 | Zinc | 48% | 46 |
| #4 | Purpsenju | 31% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dylara دلآرا-دلارا | 8 | 0.0040 |
| #2 | Purpsenju | 4 | 0.0080 |
| #3 | Zinc | 2 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dylara دلآرا-دلارا | 233 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #2 | Purpsenju | 51 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #3 | Zinc | 36 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #4 | spraystation k2 skittles | 20 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dylara دلآرا-دلارا | +3.22 | 56 | 44 |
| #2 | Zinc | +0.75 | 36 | 42 |
| #3 | klanker flanker | -0.44 | 42 | 41 |
| #4 | spraystation k2 skittles | -0.75 | 33 | 26 |
| #5 | Purpsenju | -1.28 | 51 | 50 |





