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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 183 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 217 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2985 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,460 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3879 | 29% |
| Smokes | 3718 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2914 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 2949 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $383,131 of utility $73 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 420 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LUKE | 88% | 16 |
| #2 | POCKET | 74% | 27 |
| #3 | LiLScoop! | 72% | 32 |
| #4 | Driftzz | 69% | 16 |
| #5 | love | 66% | 83 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SerumTryNoob | 141 | 0.24 | 4 min |
| #2 | Wolffe | 137 | 0.22 | 4 min |
| #3 | love | 113 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #4 | POCKET | 110 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| #5 | LiLScoop! | 109 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CRUNK | +2.78 | 89 | 50 |
| #2 | Wolffe | +2.25 | 91 | 70 |
| #3 | LUKE | +1.87 | 79 | 70 |
| #4 | LiLScoop! | +1.47 | 87 | 62 |
| #5 | brett | +1.41 | 82 | 78 |





