








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1170 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 328 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 218 matches | ||
| Faceit | 96 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 20 matches | ||
| Wingman | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




28 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10871 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,795 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3846 | 19% |
| Smokes | 4619 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 5087 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 6243 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,964,746 of utility $116 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1446 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | hdz | 86% | 297 |
| #7 | heaty | 81% | 84 |
| #8 | goober | 79% | 422 |
| #9 | Solunar | 78% | 147 |
| #10 | brett | 66% | 83 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GIZMO | 28 | 0.0078 |
| #2 | heaty | 17 | 0.0108 |
| #3 | Phanatic | 16 | 0.0072 |
| #4 | hdz | 15 | 0.0029 |
| #5 | goober | 13 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | goober | 1680 | 0.22 | 44 min |
| #2 | GIZMO | 649 | 0.18 | 18 min |
| #3 | Solunar | 538 | 0.20 | 16 min |
| #4 | hdz | 353 | 0.07 | 9 min |
| #5 | JHR | 288 | 0.19 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GIZMO | +6.74 | 93 | 72 |
| #2 | Phanatic | +5.16 | 97 | 59 |
| #3 | JHR | +5.14 | 99 | 65 |
| #4 | goober | +4.82 | 95 | 74 |
| #5 | sigma | +4.65 | 96 | 64 |





